It's so easy when you're evil.

Hello personal blog, I haven’t been on you in forever. I hope everyone is doing well! :)

babyberzerker:

There’s some sort of selfie challenge thing going around, and while I wasn’t tagged, I thought I’d pick some anyway! Technically it’s supposed to be six, but…whatever. I think the challenge is to pick some favorite selfies, and/or ones that make you feel like you can conquer the world. These are my favorites! And seeing some of them makes me want to cut my hair again. But we’ll see about that. ;)

Random Kat photos! Seriously, this makes me want to shave my head again. And/or cut it down to the length in the second to last photo. I might just now that the wedding is over… Gah, I seriously need more hair resolve.

Anonymous asked: I'm going to be honest,when I first didn't expect at all what you put out.you exceeded the standards I had.you are an AMAZING HOLY FUCK singer and you really should get a record deal or something because you are so fucking INCREDIBLE

Thank you so much! :) I presume this is about the Charlie video yes? (And maybe this is Charlie’s darling keeper/bellhop/agent?)  Either way, thank you!  

If you’re so inclined I do have a YouTube for my music. I uploaded the Charlie video on my personal one, but I do have other songs on here. :)

This is my contribution to the Charllyfish contest that charlietheskonk is running.  (For anyone who doesn’t follow her, it’s a song about her bjd Charlie. So if you’re not into dolls, or random, kind of weird songs about them, skip on by!)  When I first saw the contest I had every intention of doing some cool, serious photo shoot with my dolls.  And then I opened myself up to the Charlie muse, and this happened.

First we have a (less than) artistic rendering of what the Charllyfish looks like in my head (though sometimes he wears suits).

And the lyrics so you can sing along if you so choose!

he’s a little creepy

he’s a little cute

he’s a little wibbly wobbly

but looks good in his plaid suit

he’s got spiraling tendrils

and big dark eyes

he might make you a little uncomfortable

but don’t ever let him see you cry

(his hugs are weird)

Charllyfish!

he lives in the sea

Charllyfish!

and no one’s really  sure what he might be

there are so many things

that live beneath the waves

but none can compare

to him or the games he plays

he lives in a house

with some interesting creatures

but it is very clear

that he is the main feature

so put on your best suit

and don’t forget the galoshes

cuz sometimes he gets excited

and splishes and sploshes

(plus, he’s kind of perpetually sticky)

Charllyfish!

he lives in the sea

Charllyfish!

and no one’s even sure what he might be

there are so many things

that live beneath the waves

but none can compare

to him or the games he plays

he’s been compared to the second coming

well of Cthulhu, but who’s counting?

but he’s really nice, though his stare is mindnumbing

and we’re pretty sure he doesn’t want to eat you

(maybe we mean, we think, sorry in advance)

Charllyfish!

he lives in the sea

Charllyfish!

and no one’s even sure what he might be

there are so many things

that live beneath the waves

but none can compare

to him or the games he plays

I have official found my two favorite fanfiction tags ever.  EVER.  And I quote “Cockthulhu” and “Consentacles.”  Everyone else can go home now.

Today turned from a really good, if bittersweet, day into an utterly awful day.  I’m going to let myself panic for a bit, and then I will start making calls to see if I can fix anything.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go have a panic attack in the bathroom at work.

I have watched my first episode of Doctor Who.  Goodbye free time, hello Doctor! :)